when will I be thin?

While standing in the locker room
After training at the gym,
My girlfriend turned and said to me,
"Oh, when will I be thin?"

I said to her, "You're gorgeous!
There's more to life than looks--
A woman with a soul on fire
Is the one who really cooks!"

When you're feeling kinda funky
And your chin's a little low,
Just use this little motto--
Here's the way it goes:

Though our perky breasts may fall
And our youthful skin may wrinkle,
What we have in our souls
is an everlasting twinkle!

So never doubt you are beautiful,
Don't ever question that.
'Cause a soulful woman's gorgeous,
Though her thighs are fat.

So don't give up the truffles
If they're your heart's delight.
Just jog an extra mile
While you twinkle in God's light.

-Maureen Gorsuch--

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